You shall pass and watch this as soon as you possibly can: A Soviet television adaptation ofhas been recently unearthed on YouTube, 30 years after its initial release and a decade before Peter Jackson began to dabble in the joys of Middle Earth himself. The Guardian that the subterranean-budget 1991 adaptation, titled Khraniteli, was thought to have been scrubbed from existence by the Leningrad Television network until it randomly appeared on YouTube in late March. (The uploader is still unknown, so until then, we send our profound thanks to whoever it is. Spasibo!) It’s believed that Khraniteli only aired on the network once before its disappearance, with the run time hovering around the two-hour mark. Alright, so it might not be , but those fake beards and bendy pipes? That’s cinema, baby.